{"id":535,"date":"2013-01-28T23:37:36","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T23:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/?p=535"},"modified":"2013-01-28T23:37:36","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T23:37:36","slug":"nan-with-the-sense-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/mugshot\/nan-with-the-sense-of-humor","title":{"rendered":"Nan with the Sense of Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hullaballoo! My first Writer&#8217;s Mug Submission!<\/p>\n<p>Brought to you by\u00a0<a dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mjvalquist\"><s>@<\/s><b>mjvalquist<\/b><\/a>, a screenwriter out of Los Angeles.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mjvalquist\" data-send-impression-cookie=\"true\">Jane Valquist<\/a>\u00a0enjoys long walks by the beach, a lovely picnic in the park&#8230;oh wait, I&#8217;m wrong&#8230; she&#8217;s a &#8220;Screenwriter~Red Wine &amp; Beer Connoisseur~Big Ass German Dog Rescuer~Cartoon Watcher~Soccer Lover~Unashamed 80s Music Fan~Wii Bowling Master&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>She sounds like me minus the German and plus Papillion in the dog department. Oh, and replace soccer with vodka.<\/p>\n<p>Nan gifted her this mug as a joke because Jane is the vertically challenged one in the family. This is also a great mug for swilling copious amounts of caffeine\u00a0molecules. I like it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/mugshot\/nan-with-the-sense-of-humor\/attachment\/mjvalquist\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-536\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-536\" alt=\"mjvalquist\" src=\"http:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/mjvalquist-300x266.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/mjvalquist-300x266.jpg 300w, https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/mjvalquist.jpg 717w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hullaballoo! My first Writer&#8217;s Mug Submission! Brought to you by\u00a0@mjvalquist, a screenwriter out of Los Angeles. Jane Valquist\u00a0enjoys long walks by the beach, a lovely picnic in the park&#8230;oh wait, I&#8217;m wrong&#8230; she&#8217;s a &#8220;Screenwriter~Red Wine &amp; Beer Connoisseur~Big Ass German Dog Rescuer~Cartoon Watcher~Soccer Lover~Unashamed 80s Music Fan~Wii Bowling Master&#8221;. She sounds like me minus &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/mugshot\/nan-with-the-sense-of-humor\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Nan with the Sense of Humor&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[19,18],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mugshot","tag-mugs","tag-screenwriter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slaneporter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}