All the Pretty People

No.

This post goes out to all employers, both in showbiz and outside of it.

You come off as a holy-rolling twat cake when you ask nay, require an applicant to submit a photograph for a job that doesn’t need a special ‘look’ or ‘appearance’ to get the job. I’m not talking about jobs like actor, model, etc, where the look of a person is a visually integral part of the product, even though I still have concerns over that ball of razor blades.

I place anyone (or any company) that requires a photograph with an application somewhere between ax murder and pedophile.  Actually,  as far as that scale is concerned, I’d rather converse with a pedophile for the research perks that would provide me as a writer. You on the other hand, I’d rather work in a factory chopping up baby animals than waste my time applying to your company for a job that requires I look a certain way rather than perform my job with the skill set I have so painstakingly cultivated.

When you ask for a photograph with an application you are:

  • NOT Professional – A dead giveaway to REAL professionals interested in becoming a part of your company or team). No one wants to work for someone who has NO CLUE what they’re doing.
  • Breaking Laws – The EEOC says it is ILLEGAL to ask a prospective employee for a picture or anything before the job is formally offered.
  • It appears as discriminatory. Why do you want to look like an uneducated bigot when trying to build a team that will raise your product from an idea to fruition?

So employers, producers, directors of Craigslist and the Los Angeles Table (names politely but not deservedly withheld): STOP.

Stop asking for photographs when asking for applications.  I will fight for the rest of my life while this law is in place to bury your stupidity with requests like this because there’s no room in this world for shallowness. I don’t care if this is Los Angeles where ugly people are arrested for fashion mishaps, or plain Jane, Arkansas. There’s just no room for you here.

The EEOC guidelines:


Taken from the EEOC (U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission) 

Pre-Employment Inquiries (General)

As a general rule, the information obtained and requested through the pre-employment process should be limited to those essential for determining if a person is qualified for the job; whereas, information regarding race, sex, national origin, age, and religion are irrelevant in such determinations.

Employers are explicitly prohibited from making pre-employment inquiries about disability.

Although state and federal equal opportunity laws do not clearly forbid employers from making pre-employment inquiries that relate to, or disproportionately screen out members based on race, color, sex, national origin, religion, or age, such inquiries may be used as evidence of an employer’s intent to discriminate unless the questions asked can be justified by some business purpose.

Therefore, inquiries about organizations, clubs, societies, and lodges of which an applicant may be a member or any other questions, which may indicate the applicant’s race, sex, national origin, disability status, age, religion, color or ancestry if answered, should generally be avoided.

Similarly, employers should not ask for a photograph of an applicant. If needed for identification purposes, a photograph may be obtained after an offer of employment is made and accepted.


I recently wrote a member of a networking group why they required a photograph with the application for a job as a Script Supervisor.

Their twat cake vacant reply was:  “Because I asked for one.”

Don’t be this person.

Get off your arse and interview people like adults instead of petulant junior-high cheerleaders chittering behind the Gator-ade dispenser.

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4.10.13 In a lovely turn of events, the moderator of  The Table has now banned submissions requiring photographs because it promotes a discriminatory atmosphere. I bow to you, sir and thank you.

4.10.13 Mike Bonomo, a fellow filmmaker/friend I’ve had the pleasure of  discussing this topic with, had this to say about the subject.

The Demise of WriteSafe.Com?

write safe logo

WriteSafe.Com is was a repository for writers to upload their scripts, stories and other writing related materials with a goal to time stamp them for intellectual property protection.  It’s not legally very powerful from the standpoint of a copyright or even a Writer’s Guild registration, but it did serve as a way to protect one’s work if one was budgetary conscious.

You may recognize the domain/service  if you’ve ever submitted the short to Inktip.com‘s short’s division. I have several shorts online with Inktip.com in which Writesafe.com is used to validate ownership because it’s a pain in the wallet to register shorts with the WGA or copyright office.

This week I noticed the domain had expired in February which leads me to believe:

  • a) someone isn’t at the wheel and forgot to renew the domain (tsk tsk tsk)
  • b) the site is closed down for good

I’m leaning towards answer “a” because even if you were closing down a business, you’d create a press release, inform users of it’s impending closure, and renew the domain with a simple holder page for a year so that everyone knows what is going on with respect to shutting down the service.  Right?

There’s nothing on the internet I can find about the demise of this service, so it leads me to believe that the domain is simply expired.  Simple is really the wrong word to use, if you weren’t already familiar with how domain registration works, let me give you a quick lesson in how important it is to renew them in a timely manner.

When you register a domain, most if not all registrars will remind you 6 months, 1 month, and then weekly that your domain is about to expire. Many people use their ISP email addresses when they buy the domain, this is a HUGE mistake. Why? Because a year from now your ISP could either change names or you could change services. Once that happens, all reminders are useless because they bounce back to the registrar. You lolligag about your life not realizing that a shit-storm is about to befall you.

Most registrars give you a day or two to catch your mistake and renew a domain, and lucky you if that happens. After that point, you might as well say goodbye to your domain, your domain email, your hard earned google placements, everything… ESPECIALLY if your site garners any significant traffic.  After your domain is expired it enters “Domain Jail” where You the Owner and Joe Schmo Internet Squatter cannot touch the domain.  Well, that isn’t true. The owner of the domain can retrieve and renew the domain name but for an exorbitant hostage like fee around $80.00 – $150.00.

If you refuse to pay the Registrar (it’s actually ICANN holding them hostage) the high price, you have to wait 90 days before you can attempt to purchase your domain again at normal rates.

If you have a site with no traffic, this is always the best course of action because it’s rare a squatter will snap up a domain (I’ve had several clients use this method successfully). But if you have a decent domain name or good traffic, you pretty much have to mark 90 days from your expiration date down to the month, day, hour, and second to make sure you purchase it before a squatter does, and even then if they used a back order service, I’m not sure you’d get your domain back. A back order service may trump any tries at re-purchasing your domain.

The TL;DR message to all of this is: ALWAYS KNOW WHEN YOUR DOMAIN EXPIRES AND RENEW IT IN A TIMELY MANNER.

(If anyone knows what happened to the site, chime in, I’d like to know. I really enjoyed the service.)

 

 

Taking the Mystery Away from Flash Animation Projects

Recently, I had the pleasure of interviewing with a fresh-faced company aiming to deliver a high quality product without the mystery of pricing.

What a mouthful, but wait, there’s more.

The outcome of the interview is still up in the air and before someone screams brown-noser, I debated for a bit on whether to publish this blog entry before the final result or after. I decided it didn’t really matter, I like the company and I think everyone should know about them.

The company is:

Fire Starter Videos

Fire Starter Videos creates “explainer” (how-to) videos, demonstration videos, whiteboard animations and cartoon animations for any business or person who needs one to sell their product.

What’s the big deal? There are a ton of companies doing this.

Yes, it’s a valid question, but where on the internet can you find a company that lays down the exact price of an animation with premium options? Almost no where. Even I can’t do that as a web designer until I’ve received a bucket-load of information from my client ahead of time. Most companies want to keep you on the line to add in bells and whistles while your bill secretly skyrockets but Fire Starter Videos shows you the price for everything, even before you contact them.

Fire StarterVideos ends any confusion you’ve faced before by letting you know EXACTLY what you’re getting for your money and even if your project doesn’t fit into their structure, they have an easy pricing system for non-standard projects. Their normal packages are priced for 90 second videos, however, if you expect your’s to be longer, they charge a flat rate of 20$/second.* It’s easy math for companies on a short budget.

My favorite video on their website is the Pinterest project (can only be viewed on Fire Starter’s home page – 2nd row, 2nd from the left). It would be regarded as an ‘explainer’ video which tells us what Pintrest is and an overview on how to use it.  I’m sure we were all wondering what the heck Pinterest was before it blew up into this major website that everyone uses to collect and share images like a scrapbook.

Here’s an example of their whiteboard animations:

Pretty cool, eh? It totally raises the professional level of any website when you offer something like this for your visitors, and it should be required for concepts and products that are too intricate to condense into a short one sentence pitch.

So, anyway, regardless of outcome, I’ll still be pitching this company to my clients that need a visual interface with their customers like this, because I’ve met the CEO, they have their heads on straight and their team is fantastic.

 

 

*Current pricing as of 3/31/2013.