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Where are the rufflecahflumpernutters?

I’m just wondering because they seem to be all the rage. I haven’t seen any here in LA, but online they’re spoken about all day.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’ve been living under a genuine mountain rock on the edge of a cliff in Wyoming.

A few minutes on the internet and you’re inundated by references to this or that rufflecahflumpernutter and whether or not you have the one that comes in steel gray or iridescent rainbow with pressed titanium inscriptions devoted to your favorite rufflecahflumpernutter phrases.

I haven’t decided yet whether or not I want a rufflecahflumpernutter, it seems a little hipster, while at the same time scholastically challenged, and maybe a week from now it will be a lump of iridescent rainbow plastic at the bottom of the dustbin.  The market share of users are a fickle bunch, I don’t want to get caught out in that tide.

Maybe I’ll just stick with my clunky but hard to break perfunkdamesdimagdalex and hope it out-survives the tech revolution.

Seriously, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, walk away and save yourself.